The 2014 Official Eurovision Drinking Game

The Official 2014 Eurovision Drinking Game.

1. Ukraine – Mariya Yaremchuk – Tick Tock

2. Belarus – Teo – Cheesecake

3. Azerbaijan – Dilara Kazimova – Start a Fire

4. Iceland – Pollaponk – No Predjudice

5. Norway – Carl Espen – Silent Storm

6. Romania – Paula Seling & OVI – Miracle

7. Armenia – Aram MP3 – Not Alone

8. Montenegro – Sergej Cetkovic – Moj Svijet

9. Poland – Donaton & Cleo – My Slowianie – We are Slavic

10. Greece – Freaky Fortune feat. RiskyKidd – Rise Up

11. Austria – Conchita Wurst – Rise Like a Phoenix

12. Germany – Elaiza – Is it Right

13. Sweden – Sanna Nielsen – Undo

14. France – TWIN TWIN – Moustache

15. Russia – Tolmachevy Sisters – Shine

16. Italy – Emma – La Mia Citta

17. Slovenia – Tinkara Kovac – Round and Round

18. Finland – Softengine – Something Better

19. Spain – Ruth Lorenzo – Dancing in the Rain

20. Switzerland – Sebalter – Hunter of Stars

21. Hungary – Andras Kallay-Saunders – Running

22. Malta – Firelight – Coming Home

23. Denmark – Basim – Cliche Love Song

24. The Netherlands – The Common Linnets – Calm after the Storm

25. San Marino – Valentina Monetta – Maybe (Forse)

26. United Kingdom – Molly – Children of the Universe.

The Shots.

1. Take one shot for each host.

2. If the presenter makes a joke that isn’t laughed at.

3. Gratuitous appearance of past Eurovision winner

4. Long Flowing Dress. Bonus shot for fu-fu high split. Extra shot for fu-fu exposure.

5. Use of the following – wind machine, fog machine, fireworks, strobe lighting

6. The artists thanks Denmark, thanks everyone, and loves everyone. (one shot per phrase)

7. Bad English translation or singing in ‘English’

8. Gratuitous cleavage shot.

9. 5 o'clock shadow. Bonus shot if it's on a woman.

10. You question if this was a joke entry.

11. The reach and grab hand movement towards a camera.

12. A backup dancer falls

13. A blurb with Danish travel tips or gratuitous sweeping Danish seascapes.

14. Graham Norton references the little Mermaid, Lego or pastries

15. You hear a cork popping in the commentary

16. Artist looks at the wrong camera.

17. The hosts ask 'Are you ready?'

18. They ‘cross to the green room’

19. 3 words – Bad Taste Fashion

20. Someone reaches a note not physically possible, audible to the human ear, or you hear a dog howl in response.

21. The singer has come from a reality TV show

22. It’s a female solo singer singing an ‘inspirational’ song

23. Twins are spotted or referenced or sing.

24. A country gives it’s neighbour TOP POINTS

25. Austria gets 12 points

26. An item of clothing is removed on stage. 2 shots if it is removed by someone else.

27. The song has a climactic key change.

28. A kiss or a wink at a camera.

29. Nonsense lyrics in a song

30. And of course – One shot for “HELLO EUROPE!”

Action Game

1. 1. Techno, dance, or gratuitous solo of any sort – spontaneous dancing must be completed.

   2. During voting, when crossing to the countries – all hellos must be replied to with “HELLO *COUNTRY NAME*” and waving to the television

   3. Slow songs must have lighter action.

   4. Contemporary dancers mean you must also dance interpretively.

   5. Hair flicking by the artist means everyone must also flick their hair.

   6. Australian flag in the audience means everyone swaps seats.

   7. Country and Western? Do-si-do, my friend.

   8. Guitar solos must be accompanied by air guitar.

   9. Costume change onstage or by the host means you must grab a dress up item from another person and wear it until the next costume change..

   10. Spontaneously break into applause if the host makes a joke.